It is stories like THIS that make me realize how much roleplaying had devolved into pure trolling for some people.
The player of Old Man Henderson
1) Makes a backstory that lets him have any ability he wants
2) Kills all other player characters
3) Finishes the encounter in a matter of minutes in a HORROR game
I can't believe this is what passes for humour or roleplaying these days. I hope this is a joke.
If not, that Keeper needs a Sanity roll...